What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:37

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
Dr No
How is it safe to put tape on your mouth at night?
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?
Goldfinger
Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Live and Let Die